speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

(via joshpeck)


8 hours ago // 106,761 notes

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs, via orgasm)


8 hours ago // 521,438 notes
mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes
so-personal:

everything personal♡
sniffing:

hit my goal thank you guys!!! (:

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

(via cloudchasinq)


8 hours ago // 235,138 notes

artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

(via cloudchasinq)


8 hours ago // 399,110 notes

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

image

Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

(via take--my--hand--and--run)


8 hours ago // 352,473 notes

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

(via cloudchasinq)


8 hours ago // 120,909 notes